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[The Muffin Dress-Up]

Utter Crap.......

One question,

What in fucks name was that?
it was utter crap, everyone knows how to make a fucking dressup, its basic fucking actionscript. The dressup itself was crap and there was nothing exceptional about this. How did it get the score he did? Not only that, WHO THE FUCK ARE THE MUFFIN CLAN?!?!? Did you just make them up on the spot? Never heard of them before, and its a crap idea anyway. Clearly you were trying to make the next clock crew but seriously, muffins???
Do NG a favour, never make another muffin clan movie/game ever again. Not only that Clock Crew, Lock Legion both words start with the same letter, You could have made it the muffin mafia but nooooooo, you made it the muffin "clan" you couldnt have made this more crap if you tried.
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Graphics - Basic, Poor, all round crappy
Style - Dressups are crap and im so sick of seeing them.
Sound - none there was no sound
Violence - none
Interactivity - meh, nothing outstanding all basic actionscript
Humour - none

this was one crappy game................

BananaBreadMuffin responds:

Now, I appreciate that you're in the blank, but you're a bit late. This movie was submitted in december '03, the height of the Muffin Clan. We were the second fastest growing thread on Newgrounds. You can't talk, because when you have 3 pages every day, your thread isnt doing too badly. If you go to the NGBBS, the topic ID is 95030, that's the muffin clan.

Run along now, child.

[Mine sweeper-unlimited]

You Disgust Me

Seriously.......Minesweeper is a Crap Game
already, but ur version just sucks arse...
Seriously, how did this make it through the
Blam Patrol?????? You wanna make a minesweeper
Game?? add some sick explosions, come up with
a different sort of system or something, dont
Use the same sort..like make it so you click
on the place and rather than having 1 or 2 or
whatever have a red blue thing, if it has a
Dark red colour ur close and if u have a Light
Blue ur far away.... Just understand minesweeper
is gay and we dont want it clogging up Newgrounds
Its submissions like this that crap up the Portal

5 Words
Don't submit this sorta crap

Thankyou

game-unlimited responds:

4 Words.
Dont write meaningles reviews.

[Megaman Dress-up]

y do people upload such shit to NG?

graphics-cmon u only used sprites frankly u should have drawn a megaman!
style-most ng users r sick of dressups they r the easiest games to make i can make one 4 crap's sake
sound-the sound was decent....
violence-.... cmon y couldn't u put on like cracked helmets and broken arms frying sockets or something...
humour- how much humour can dressups have?

*IDEAS*
first off dont make a second one of these look it didnt make it to a daily feature this time y would a 2nd one make it?
rather than make a new one update this
dont make the plain megaman (wit nothing on him) look so crap....
add more characters (dr.wily, heatman etc)
look back at the violence review....ADD CRACKED HELMETS!!!MAKE THIS DRESSUP SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!
lower the sound quality its obvious that y the game is 2mb! a dressup shouldnt make it past one mb unless its got heaps of items and cmon this doesnt have many items at all!
i could have made this game in 10 min
look at dead baby dressup 4! 175 items and its only 700kb sure he doesnt have music but music should only be 100 kb at the most!
the buttons make the game look terrible!
seriously a circle saying push me.... when i saw that i knew the game would be crap and suprise suprise it was...
thats all i can be bothered to complain about now but take in some of these ideas...

SurvivalisFutile responds:

ok.. i will take in the ideas... and by the way... its reviewers like you who make NG a better place.. giving insight and stuff... it helps...