Novelties's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hop a lot Hobbit]

Bloody Brilliant

Excellent idea, Really Original, Great Graphics the only problem is (and i know im repeating previous reviews) was the controls.
The problem is when u release the button you jump if you made it when you press the button it would be brilliant.
Great job though
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Graphics - Brilliant fantastic, I loved the Nazgul (ring wraith) you drew
Style - Brilliant Idea,
Sound - Good, but you didnt really add enough sfx and stuff
Violence - none
Interactivity - as i said the controls
Humour - none
once again great job

[Zelda DX]

hmmm....

You used very basic actionscript, Ummm, you could have added some enemys not only that u couldnt walk inside the houses or the cave, the screen was very small, you could have made that bigger.
Keep working though.
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Graphics - Sprites so not bad
Style - you could have made that a lot better
Sound - none
Violence - You could have added some enemys then it would be violent
Interactivity - not fantastic
Humor - none

[The Muffin Dress-Up]

Utter Crap.......

One question,

What in fucks name was that?
it was utter crap, everyone knows how to make a fucking dressup, its basic fucking actionscript. The dressup itself was crap and there was nothing exceptional about this. How did it get the score he did? Not only that, WHO THE FUCK ARE THE MUFFIN CLAN?!?!? Did you just make them up on the spot? Never heard of them before, and its a crap idea anyway. Clearly you were trying to make the next clock crew but seriously, muffins???
Do NG a favour, never make another muffin clan movie/game ever again. Not only that Clock Crew, Lock Legion both words start with the same letter, You could have made it the muffin mafia but nooooooo, you made it the muffin "clan" you couldnt have made this more crap if you tried.
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Graphics - Basic, Poor, all round crappy
Style - Dressups are crap and im so sick of seeing them.
Sound - none there was no sound
Violence - none
Interactivity - meh, nothing outstanding all basic actionscript
Humour - none

this was one crappy game................

BananaBreadMuffin responds:

Now, I appreciate that you're in the blank, but you're a bit late. This movie was submitted in december '03, the height of the Muffin Clan. We were the second fastest growing thread on Newgrounds. You can't talk, because when you have 3 pages every day, your thread isnt doing too badly. If you go to the NGBBS, the topic ID is 95030, that's the muffin clan.

Run along now, child.

[Trick-A-Stick Beta 2.0]

Sigh....

pretty crap,
frankly dressups suck alright. They are basic and boring. You can't just offer a dressup like that, with one character. The only good dressups are dead baby dressups and the synj dressup. They are different and original. Whereas yours is just the same as every other dressup.
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Graphics - not bad but why did u make it a stick figure you can clearly do better
Style - dressup..... look do i need to say more?
Sound - not bad too bad but still not great.
Violence - look at dead baby dressups they are fantastic and they have violence (which everybody loves)
Interactivity - well dressup again.....
Humor - 0, but it wasnt supposed to be funny

[Powerfox V.3]

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Talk about a god damn epileptic's nightmare
good game thought keep it up

[.: THiEF :.]

Great

Hey that was sick, reasonable graphics, puzzling but overall great.
One Thing:
I have a real problem, i keep on typing in the code for the second door with the codes.....
I type in 587789 which is the code on the T.V and i click o-k and nothing happens, i tried pressing play with a right click but then i just got a red light...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[Mine sweeper-unlimited]

You Disgust Me

Seriously.......Minesweeper is a Crap Game
already, but ur version just sucks arse...
Seriously, how did this make it through the
Blam Patrol?????? You wanna make a minesweeper
Game?? add some sick explosions, come up with
a different sort of system or something, dont
Use the same sort..like make it so you click
on the place and rather than having 1 or 2 or
whatever have a red blue thing, if it has a
Dark red colour ur close and if u have a Light
Blue ur far away.... Just understand minesweeper
is gay and we dont want it clogging up Newgrounds
Its submissions like this that crap up the Portal

5 Words
Don't submit this sorta crap

Thankyou

game-unlimited responds:

4 Words.
Dont write meaningles reviews.

[Stealth Attack]

very very good

pretty good, u need some better graphics and i agree with everyone the characters a bit slow i had to hold shift the whole time.
How to Improve:
make it so that when u press shift i stays in run until u take it off.
make the graphics better on the enemies and him.

But other than that u could make a really
Really good game out of it.
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[Parachute Retro (Game)]

Fantastic

That was great!!! It was easy until that boss got that extra laser thing i did it on medium and lost 73 lives....But when the boss got his blue laser i got it through it would say i got it through, but i still lost a life.....

Make more its fantastic and addictive, the only way you could improve on it is better music and graphics then it will be sick!

[Angel of Death |>>Game<<|]

WObBllE GOOkAbOobBLE

I Thought it was pretty good i finished it easily though, i like the idea of having to look through your "Divine Eye" to see who to shoot then to pull out your rifle and shoot them, the boss was pretty easy but still a good game
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Graphics - good graphics all hand-drawn and imported into flash
Style - Your an angel who kills people to cleanse their soul
Sound - I personally didn't like the techno music but thats just me
Violence - no blood, but killing...
Humor - not meant to be funny